The Dictatorship of Irmenian Myzanor is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.241 billion Irmenian Myzanorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.

The very strong Irmenian Myzanorian economy, worth 72.8 trillion Rozinyas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,636 Rozinyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, priests are being drafted by the church load, nudity is frowned upon, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irmenian Myzanor's national animal is the Gyrilcár, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Irmenian Myzanor is ranked 257,125^th in the world and 375^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.